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Sure, dating a skinny chick may seem like something to brag about – but both you and I know that REAL relationships need more than plain vital stats. 😉 Today, I will answer the big, fat ‘WHY’ about dating fat girls.

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What we need to realise is that fat women are not any different from a regular, standard woman.

To consider dating women like me a ‘different’ experience is to exclude us from what is considered normal. But for now, let’s go out to dinner and talk about She also moonlights as a stand up comic and dabbles in rocket science (only when no one's looking).

They will snap out without help from you – but you need to pull your brains out of the trashcan too! So, you can dig into as many sumptuous dishes as your heart craves, and on top of it, we will give you company. The adventure’s on With a fat girl by your side, you will never have to worry about any of those outdoorsy stuff on your to-do list before you hit 30. Sure Never ever do you have to worry about ordering those cocktails, margaritas or any other drink that Skinny Marg orders. Unlike delicate darlas who need you to ‘protect’ them, we are tough cookies who do not snap in two in the face of difficulty.

So for those of you who are too ashamed of dating a fat girl, maybe this will help open those locked trashcans a bit: 1. We will greet you with a smile and perhaps, be more forthcoming with the digits to dial. Also, we know all the best places to eat, without burning a hole in the pocket. She is an adrenaline junkie and will never say no to any adventure – coz hey, she isn’t worried about breaking her heel and twisting that ankle. Workout buddies and more A fat girl is aware of the importance of being fit. A fat girl is going to sit with you, downing pitchers of beer like a bro. Sure, we have our moments where we cry help – but more often than not, we will do it just to massage that male ego of yours! We will rip-your-pants with laughter and more Ever walked about with your bootilicious babe arm-in-arm at the supermarket?

According to the Myers–Briggs personality test, she is an ISFJ.

I’ve thankfully been in a relationship for over two years now – I say thankfully, because it’s tough out there (well, that and I’m very much in love with my boyfriend!

Then there are men who very naturally assume that fat women are just hyper sexual beings, and they seek nothing more than a quick and easy one night stand.

If that’s not what we want, and we tell them that, they end up feeling offended.

So, if you’d been wanting to hop onto that treadmill for days or do those crunches, voila, you got a workout buddy, matey! They can have that ohh-so-sexy strut about the kitchen while some really yum dishes get spread out on the table. Especially during those long, chilly wintry nights when everything is nippy. Third, if you are going down and lift our over-a-buck-ninety b*tt cheeks to snack up – well, you have a meal and a workout combo rolled-in-one.

All you gotta do is snuggle up with us – and ooh – warmth… 😉 And of course, there’s no bones about it – your bone’s gonna get some meat and how. Second, the body slamming can be dished out and we can sure as hell take it. Don’t believe me, watch your biceps flex and pump next time!

So even before we begin dating, we have to consciously build ourselves up from the pile of garbage that we think we are, to the actual lovely, functional human beings that we really are.

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